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Thanks to erm.... Writer's block..... We at Pondering Maundering have developed an ad with a small company who are always happy to bring more people into the business, even if you aren't sure about joining!

Erm... on with the ad!

Hello friends! My name is Uan Ill, and I'm the head director of B&E co., here to share this exciting new product that we call the Zanpoo! Ever wanted to get away from it all, maybe serve an army of undead while you're at it?

Wait a minute- cut that last part, we need to redo it!

Ever wanted to get away from it all, all that work, stress? Well now you can! Zanpoo will numb your mind down into a perma- 12 hour dreamless sleep, and give your hair a nice, rotting look!

Only 20 dollars plus shipping and handling!

Possibleneedtokillfamilyisnotareasonforrefunds, mercilessslaughterofvillagersincluded!