"Buread te eord, tey are ere!"
"Tey are ere?"
"Tey are ere!"
These words were said by two rather... unfriendly, eyes. After which, one of those eyes went into the sewer where an ancient evil was waiting, and this is their conversation.
"Eat do you eanaet rat? i ave no tiue for caueb." Said the evil thing to the small eye, which caused the body owning the eye to cower, which caused the evil thing to laugh, and then, in its timid little voice, the eye spoke "Tey are ere uabter!"
At those words the evil things eyes lit up and the form of a decomposing one eyed rat and the form that we have seen in dreams and in gems home town appeared.
"EE BALL ILL TEU AND ALL OVE, RAT!! EE BALL FEABT ON TEIR FLEB!!!"
"AEAEN TE FLEB EATERB!!!"
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"Hello Gem"
"Hi Plain-Walker"
"We heard you have need of a guide in the swamp, we can help, free of charge." said Plain-walker. "This is Jue, a swashbuckler!"
"Hi" said Jue.
"Hello" said Gem.
Jue had long blond hair, and had red eyes, she wore a dark blue shirt a white pants and she wore a någå sword*.
After a little bit Plain-Walker spoke "Care to see the boat?"
"Yes!" said Gem "I'd love to!"
*A någå sword has a curved blade built for cutting through flesh and bone, and a handle made of iron that has a guard for your knuckles.
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