Holiday filler

Hello, and welcome, once again, dear readers, for today we have something that will put love in the air!

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Hello, I'm Bird Wizwrap, owner of the potion shop downtown! In honor of Valentines Day, we have crafted an elixir that will guarantee that the one you love will love back! Perfect for those dates that you suspect of going out behind your back! Perfect for attracting the man/woman of your dreams! All this for just Fifty dollars! order and get a mind control ring on the side, free of charge! Love is on the way, with Elixir V©!