Filler

Greetings, dear readers, today, we at Pondering Maundering have teamed up with a very special group of engineers, with a wonderful new product! Introducing........

Redrick the Dwarf!

Hello! I'm Redrick the Dwarf, leader of Redrick's Gizmos and trinkets! Have you ever felt uncomfortable in your own skin? Felt the need to know what it's like being an elf? A dwarf, goat or troll? well with our new product, the Transylvanian Transformer, you can! Just type in the species you want o become, step into the transformer, and presto, your new body! Just call 444 77 Redrick today, and get your Transylvanian Transformer!

Transformer Malfunctions are Redrick's fault, and Pondering Maundering is not responsible for any statues, frogs, or ghouls that you are transformed into, Thank you very much!