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Greetings, dear readers! Here at Pondering Maundering inc., we have yet another small company interested in spreading the word on their wonderful items! Today we have the great captain of the vessel "The Kraken", Timmy J. Crit!

Greetings! My name is Timmy J. Crit, of the swamp-ship "Kraken"! Want to go to faraway Islands? Discover strange, new species'? "The Kraken" is the place for you! Located at 13 friday st. call 1701-65, and join the crew today!

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Hello. This is the Maunderer. This post has been hidden through a secret coding of my unique design. Rest assured that this post contains the most incredible spoiler ever brought to man. In fact, the sheer epicness of this spoiler is the reason it has been coded so. In fact, only those who have a mind of such incredible intellect, that they might crack this code, and myself, have the power to stay sane after reading such spoilers. I also assure you that my code is impossible to crack.

Instead. i'm going to play a game with you. This game is called crack the code. beginning with simple letters, I will test you code breaking abilities.

First:

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He sits, face in hands, utterly lost. Moan, Moan, Scholar for your enemy has gained the upper hand. In your weakness he has struck you down. Fight, Scholar, for, though you have lost this battle, the struggle is not over.

Writers block. It is a truly distasteful thing, No? Let us hope I win the next battle.

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I'm sorry. I admit it. My mind is blank. Utterly blank. I don't have a chapter for you. I don't even have a Exciting product from a small company. My mind is utterly blank. Sorry. I'm serious, no post. Go away. Shoo. Ta-Ta. Adios. Your still here? I told you to leave. Get out. Have some fresh air. curl up and cry. Just stop staring at me like i'm going to post. I already told you. Its blank. Completely and unexplainably blank. So get up go out, and stop looking at me like that. Thats it. I'm closing my eyes. Now your gone. You've disappeared. Gone. Like my thoughts. All. Gone.

Stay gone. Till next week at least. then you can come back. I'm going to leave now. Bye. See ya. Have a blast. I'm gone. Till next week. Gone.

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Greetings, dear readers, today, we at Pondering Maundering have teamed up with a very special group of engineers, with a wonderful new product! Introducing........

Redrick the Dwarf!

Hello! I'm Redrick the Dwarf, leader of Redrick's Gizmos and trinkets! Have you ever felt uncomfortable in your own skin? Felt the need to know what it's like being an elf? A dwarf, goat or troll? well with our new product, the Transylvanian Transformer, you can! Just type in the species you want o become, step into the transformer, and presto, your new body! Just call 444 77 Redrick today, and get your Transylvanian Transformer!

Transformer Malfunctions are Redrick's fault, and Pondering Maundering is not responsible for any statues, frogs, or ghouls that you are transformed into, Thank you very much!

Announcement

Greeting dear readers.... It is with deep "Sniffle" regret that I inform you that today will be the last day Pondering Maundering will be online... Blogger apparently can't hold the supreme awsomeness of fantasy that i bring well.... Thusly, I, your greatly hurt writer, must say goodbye...

"Sobs uncontrollably"

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Hello, and welcome, once again, dear readers, for today we have something that will put love in the air!

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Hello, I'm Bird Wizwrap, owner of the potion shop downtown! In honor of Valentines Day, we have crafted an elixir that will guarantee that the one you love will love back! Perfect for those dates that you suspect of going out behind your back! Perfect for attracting the man/woman of your dreams! All this for just Fifty dollars! order and get a mind control ring on the side, free of charge! Love is on the way, with Elixir V©!

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Hello! Once again you, dear readers, may order a new, incredible, item from Pondering Maundering inc.! This week, we introduce you to W.A.:

Hello! Have you ever felt sick of the common cold? Ever wished for a new, super tasty health smoothie? Well now you can! Introducing W.A.'s book: Recipes for a new, better you! Recipes include:

Anti-cough serum

Epic fruit smoothie

Cold kill

And many more! Call now and get your Recipes for a new, better you! today!

Norefunds,anyfailureofrecipesareyourfaultandnotours!

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Greetings! Here at Pondering Maundering, it is time, yet again, for us to team up with a small company to create an item for YOU, dear readers, to love and buy!

Now, please welcome........ Fiend Nicholas!

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Hohoho... Um... Hey! Was i introduced as FIEND Nicholas? I don't think thats very Nice! No no no.... Thats more than not nice thats naughty!! Fiend huh?! I'll show you fiend! RAAGH!!!!!

We're gonna need some zanpoo, Mr. Maunderer! He's gone berserk and we haven't even said a word about the christmas item! Camera man! turn off that recorder now! EEEEK! HE'S COMING THIS WAY!! AAAAAH MY LIMBS!! SWEET MERCIFUL MULLETS, MY LIMBS!!!

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Thanks to erm.... Writer's block..... We at Pondering Maundering have developed an ad with a small company who are always happy to bring more people into the business, even if you aren't sure about joining!

Erm... on with the ad!

Hello friends! My name is Uan Ill, and I'm the head director of B&E co., here to share this exciting new product that we call the Zanpoo! Ever wanted to get away from it all, maybe serve an army of undead while you're at it?

Wait a minute- cut that last part, we need to redo it!

Ever wanted to get away from it all, all that work, stress? Well now you can! Zanpoo will numb your mind down into a perma- 12 hour dreamless sleep, and give your hair a nice, rotting look!

Only 20 dollars plus shipping and handling!

Possibleneedtokillfamilyisnotareasonforrefunds, mercilessslaughterofvillagersincluded!

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What? your looking for the post? Its to late for that. come back when i haven't eating more popcorn then anyone else, when i FEEL like posting!

Here! Take your treats, just wait till next week!

How do they do it? not a word from anyone wondering why i haven't posted, and i still feel like making a filler! Its a POLTERGEIST! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

..... Is this still on? Muffle it more! MufTTT TT TTTTTTT